- There aren’t enough nights in the year for all the books I want to read.
- Chocolate is proof of God’s existence.
- Why is Massachusetts a commonwealth?
- I like bananas and hate banana flavoring. Weird?
- Being a middle child has numerous advantages.
- Women tend to think that we have super mind control manipulative powers, but men mind-fuck us frequently without wearing protection. Not cool.
- Red nail polish is almost as awesome as red lipstick.
- Zyrtek is expensive. But really…
- Dakota Fanning is completely under-appreciated.
- Chocolate is still the best hing on here.
- Glitter makes everything better.
- I really need to go back to Europe.
- There are so many people that write the most random books (that get published). What would I write a book about?
- Wait, who won the Super Bowl?
- And why do I care?
- Do people still send thank you notes? They totally should.
- Chocolate. Perfect. Want.
- I think I’d really enjoy being a nanny. At least for a little while.
- Technology is both a complete savior and a massive pain in the butt.
- What’s the point of earrings?
- There is no such thing as a cheap meal in this city. A burger-sandwich only costs more than $6.
- Ke$ha is epic. Anyone who can incorporate the term “mangina” into a anti-feminist song that’s oddly empowering is talented.