List: A Random Compilation of Thoughts That I’ve Pondered Today

  • There aren’t enough nights in the year for all the books I want to read.
  • Chocolate is proof of God’s existence.
  • Why is Massachusetts a commonwealth?
  • I like bananas and hate banana flavoring. Weird?
  • Being a middle child has numerous advantages.
  • Women tend to think that we have super mind control manipulative powers, but men mind-fuck us frequently without wearing protection. Not cool.
  • Red nail polish is almost as awesome as red lipstick.
  • Zyrtek is expensive. But really…
  • Dakota Fanning is completely under-appreciated.
  • Chocolate is still the best hing on here.
  • Glitter makes everything better.
  • I really need to go back to Europe.
  • There are so many people that write the most random books (that get published). What would I write a book about?
  • Wait, who won the Super Bowl?
  • And why do I care?
  • Do people still send thank you notes? They totally should.
  • Chocolate. Perfect. Want.
  • I think I’d really enjoy being a nanny. At least for a little while.
  • Technology is both a complete savior and a massive pain in the butt.
  • What’s the point of earrings?
  • There is no such thing as a cheap meal in this city. A burger-sandwich only costs more than $6.
  • Ke$ha is epic. Anyone who can incorporate the term “mangina” into a anti-feminist song that’s oddly empowering is talented.