List: A Random Compilation of Thoughts That I’ve Pondered Today

  • There aren’t enough nights in the year for all the books I want to read.
  • Chocolate is proof of God’s existence.
  • Why is Massachusetts a commonwealth?
  • I like bananas and hate banana flavoring. Weird?
  • Being a middle child has numerous advantages.
  • Women tend to think that we have super mind control manipulative powers, but men mind-fuck us frequently without wearing protection. Not cool.
  • Red nail polish is almost as awesome as red lipstick.
  • Zyrtek is expensive. But really…
  • Dakota Fanning is completely under-appreciated.
  • Chocolate is still the best hing on here.
  • Glitter makes everything better.
  • I really need to go back to Europe.
  • There are so many people that write the most random books (that get published). What would I write a book about?
  • Wait, who won the Super Bowl?
  • And why do I care?
  • Do people still send thank you notes? They totally should.
  • Chocolate. Perfect. Want.
  • I think I’d really enjoy being a nanny. At least for a little while.
  • Technology is both a complete savior and a massive pain in the butt.
  • What’s the point of earrings?
  • There is no such thing as a cheap meal in this city. A burger-sandwich only costs more than $6.
  • Ke$ha is epic. Anyone who can incorporate the term “mangina” into a anti-feminist song that’s oddly empowering is talented.

Random Thought to Ponder: Are Guys Romantic?

Part of me is hesitant to even say this aloud (or written. same same). To be honest, I’m more curious than accusatory. And, boys, I don’t mean to offend, but…

Consider for a moment the lyrics in the following songs:

  • The Luckiest- Ben Folds
  • Can’t Take My Eyes off You- Lady Antebellum
  • Amazed- Lonestar
  • Wedding Dress- Matt Nathanson

There are more, but those 4 in particular have been running through my head all day.

All (predominantly) male artists, right? And all heart-wrenching-ly romantic songs. I guess I’m just wondering if guys really think that way. Or do they just have really good lyricists well-versed in the female psyche?